If your ideal date is Netflix and chilling, then you probably shouldn’t date a Capricorn. Those born under the sign of the goat don’t know the meaning of “chill” — how can they possibly relax when there’s so much that needs to get done? For…
Trying to get a Capricorn to open up regarding their feelings pic.twitter.com/Bdbtyb9fHf
— E.V. Starling (@starlitstudy) September 4, 2018
Dating a Capricorn is like dating a robot that insists it's in love with you while also deprioritizing you in its sequence list
— Astro Bebs (@astrobebs) January 2, 2018
Capricorn first date script: hi hello this is my job what is your job why are you doing that what would you like to be doing what is your 5 year plan if you could do anything in the world what would it be are you taking steps towards that goal why not ok let's take a shot
— lolo (@capricornbetch) February 26, 2018
A Capricorn flirting pic.twitter.com/AHy3gquRwq
— Astro Poets (@poetastrologers) October 31, 2018
if you’re dating a capricorn, you’re single to me. what are they gonna do? give you the cold shoulder, forget you exist and put all of their negative energy into advancing in their career and use their free time learning new skills because nothing is holding them back anymore?
— Vanessa (@vannydesanny) September 10, 2019
If you want to be ghosted on at any given moment with no real explanation dating a Capricorn is perfect
— Tellie (@Chaantellie) September 14, 2019
Capricorn: I HAVE TOO MUCH ON MY PLATE. I CANNOT TAKE ON ANY MORE. I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR FRIENDS. I DON'T HAVE TIME TO DATE. I DON'T HAVE TIME TO PEE.
Capricorn, when anything even resembling a professional opportunity pops up: Yeah, I can do that today.
— Melissa A. Fabello, PhD (@fyeahmfabello) March 11, 2019
Capricorn dating Capricorn:
“I guess we can schedule a FaceTime call tomorrow at 9:45 AM?”
— Astro Putas (@putastrology) September 10, 2017
Somewhere a Capricorn has already gotten laid & made a million dollars what have you done today
— Astro Poets (@poetastrologers) July 28, 2019
If you are the type to wear old, beat up sneakers, forget about dating a #Capricorn.
— Terms of Capricorn (@CapricornTerms) July 22, 2019
Dating a Capricorn is like watching a plant grow for 10 hours straight
— Pleasure P’s Mustache (@IamMiamiMango) June 28, 2019
dating a capricorn feels like having a full time parent
— shereen (@delashereen) May 30, 2019
"Why did you keep dating him if you hated his guts?"
A Capricorn: "Oh, I just needed more time to understand him and figure out what about him rubbed me the wrong way so I could better avoid people like him in the future. Here, I wrote an entire thesis on his personality."
— lolo (@capricornbetch) January 21, 2018
Capricorns flirting: "Congratulations to you on your success" "Thank you so much, congratulations on your success also"
— 🎀 BEI BADGIRL 🎀 (@beibadgirl) March 26, 2016
We Capricorns don’t get enough credit for the fact when you date us we will emotionally ruin you but set you up for long term career success
— Ruth Awad (@RuthAwad) August 16, 2019